A Geography Lesson

To start the new year, this was e-mailed to me by a friend. Slightly naughty for sure - but at the same time something to think about and, definitely, also to smile at. Here comes the geography lesson:

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, still hot, gently aging but a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet, wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages ... only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

Och om jag inte vore så lat skulle jag översätta det till svenska, men visst går det väl bra ändå? Sedan återstår förvisso frågan hur en kvinna som är som Sverige är ... och i vilket ålderssegment hon skulle finnas ...